Obama. Dude… you know, it sounds like you’re mostly doing okay so far, but you really have to work on your gift giving skills, man. You gave The Queen of England an iPod loaded with a mix of Broadway show tunes and videos of her visit to the US in 2007? WTF? I’m shaking my head, I really am. That would have been cute for your high school sweetheart, but The Queen? And this is after giving British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown a box of your favourite DVDs?
The Conficker Worm. Waddup? Do I rush out and sell my PC like some people are doing? Do I hire a team of security experts to clean out my system or do I just assume it’s a hoax. Has anything happened to anyone’s computer yet? PC guru, David Coursey says:
The Conficker Worm is like the Paris Hilton of computer security: Famous solely for being famous. Neither has actually ever done anything of note. But, at least Paris has a sense of humor about her celebrity. Conficker just wastes people’s time.
Miss Universe – Dayana Mendoza just came back from a visit to Guantanamo Bay. She said, “It was a loooooot of fun!” And then goes on to describe how rides around the camp encircled with barbed wire, minefields and watchtowers were “relaxing, peaceful, and beautiful”.
We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how they recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting.
Mayor Larry. He must be on the same kind of meds as Miss Universe. What else would prompt him to announce his intention to run again in 2010? He says:
Certainly I’d vote for myself. I’m not satisfied with the way the City of Ottawa is running. For me to make any truly long-term changes for the benefit of the city, council and I have to find a way to make it run more effectively.
Oh man, that’s funny, funny stuff. Seriously, I almost peed myself. The man’s a natural comedian. I hope you’re out of jail in time for the elections, Larry, so we can all not vote for you.
Stephen Harper – Ooops! He missed the G-20 group photo by this < > much. They waited for a while, but when he didn’t show up, took the picture without him. I’m thinking he was having trouble with his fly.
No, of course this isn’t Prime Minister Stephen Harper, but this guy having trouble with his fly vs any photo of Harper???
And speaking of pants. Why do the store signs say, “Pant Sale”? First of all, why are pants plural anyway? Why are they “a pair of pants.” It’s only one item. But, okay, if we’ve decided each leg counts as one thing then fine, they’re a pair. So why then, when a bunch of them are on sale, do they become singular?
PS to Matt, whoever you are – stop spamming me with everything under the sun. I’m glad you think my blog is “great”, but I’m still going to delete your comments.