Buttocks are weird, aren’t they? They’re purveyors of the nastiest human secretions and yet are considered sexy.
Are you a butt watcher?
There are so many different shapes and sizes, I’m always amazed that they all fit into such a relatively limited variety of pant sizes.
Of course some butts are squeezed so tightly into their pants I don’t know how the butt’s owner continues to breathe and remain conscious.
Looks like this isn’t the first time she’s burst out of these.
Even more amazing is how all these different buttocks fit on standard-sized things like bathtubs, toilets, or seats on public transportation or restaurants.
Sometimes when I see a very large person emerge from one of those tiny public washroom cubicles (especially on airplanes or trains) I wonder how they manage. It would think this could be a serious problem.
Some people like to expose their buttocks. Mostly it’s accidental and not very pleasant.
Sometimes it’s sexy.
And sometimes it’s just hilarious.
Bubble butts, (or booty butts) were all the rage for a while, thanks to Jennifer Lopez.
People were getting butt implants and wearing fake buttocks so they could look more like JLo.
Now she’s become something of a persona non grata. I’m not sure exactly what happened there – overexposure maybe. Anyhow, the sale of silicone buttocks has dropped.
The new Booty Queen is Kim Kardashian, but not too many people are rushing out to acquire the KKar butt.
I think it confuses women because this is the butt they’ve been dieting to lose all these years.
She’s got kind of a 1950s bombshell thing going on back here, dontcha think? Kind of refreshing to see flesh making something of a comeback.
Skill Testing Quiz
Here are some fun pictures of buttocks. Some belong to celebrities; some belong to real people; some belong to barnyard animals; one belongs to me.
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And, finally, here’s a butt-related photo that’s just cute.
