Pitching Woo

From behind me I hear the sound of a slow-moving construction vehicle chugging down the empty, early-morning street.

 Honk Honk

I glance to the right and see a beat-up old front-end loader moving up along side me. A cheerful old man sits hunched over the big steering wheel.  He waves and smiles.  He looks to be at least in late 80s or early 90s.

I briefly wonder what such an old dude is doing in a front-end loader at 6:15 in the morning.

 ”Where ya goin’ this early in the morning, dollface?” he shouts in a thin, reedy voice.

 ”Work,” I yell back.

 I keep walking. He keeps pace with me.

 ”Swell day,” he says.

 ”Sure is,” I answer.

 ”You hitched up or anything?” he asks.

 ”Yup, “I lie.

 ”Ah well shucks,” he says. And then after a pause, “I’m a widower twice over,” he adds proudly.

 ”That’s too bad,” I sympathize.

 I keep walking.  He keeps chugging alongside me in his frontend loader.

 ”Ya, they couldn’t keep up with me!” he shouts and gives a wheezy laugh.  “Well, I gotta get a wiggle on.” he says giving a little salute and a little wiggle.  See ya next time!” he adds and steps on the gas, roaring ever so slowly off into the horizon.

 I went to work feeling like a Hotsie Totsie.